Melvyn Hayes Movies

A little girl accidentally breaks her mother's favourite ornament and goes hop-picking to replace it.

Having pulled off the smallest ever train robbery, Little Walter and his crew decide to get out of London. The six of them set up business in a...

A famed trumpet player is suspected of murdering a blues singer. Using only two minor clues, he narrows the suspects to four people, but only after...

A doctor fathers 837 brilliant sons through an artificial insemination program, and every woman wants a donation.

Framed in flashback, The Man Who Loved Redheads is an anecdotal comedy about a man (John Justin) whose life is defined by his first romantic...

Nicky and his friends find that their youth club is in danger of being flattened to make way for a new office block unless they can come up with...

Gormless 25 year-old Cardew, wealthy beneficiary of the Robinson Will, should have left St. Fanny's School many years ago. However, seedy headmaster...

An incompetent boarding school headmaster, Professor Jim Edwards, devises a bizarre plot to raise the profile of his boarding school, and thus save...

Two men who are nextdoor neighbors constantly battle it out over seemingly trivial offenses. Their wives, on the other hand, are best of friends. The...

During WWII, a German garrison is stationed in the small French town of Mereux. French local Maria falls in love with a German captain. However, the...

The story revolves around the Dinky Doos, a provincial musical troupe living from hand to mouth.

An errant cricket ball causes mayhem as the gang try to recover it.

Toby tries on a dummy ape skin which is intended for the local jumble sale, and is mistaken for a real ape which has escaped from a travelling...

Harry Shelton is a brutal thug. When Tommy Baxter is found badly beaten up, needing 47 stitches, Shelton and Joe German were seen close by. With...

An artist from Continental Europe arrives in England and proceeds to cause havoc.

Anachronism-laden historic sitcom in which a Roman businessman is conned into putting up a muscle-bound poet against a top gladiator in order to get...

In a world of Love, Lies, and Prejudice; a "hard-faced" strip club owner Tim struggles to deal with his sexuality. It becomes troublesome when Tims...